独乐乐——McLusky

McLusky Do Dallas 2002

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Take up tai chi
Now your favourite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
'Till her visa card expired

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

That Alan is a cowboy killer

Alan is a cowboy killer

Chases

Don't go fucking in the barn because the barn's on fire

Look out below
Look at them go

Clique Application Form

Never been kissed never been kissed
And no law can govern her

Eighteen years of handstands
Nineteensixtyeight

Never been kissed never been kissed
And no law can govern her

At twenty five past six
They finally found a use for her
Never been kissed never been kissed
And the whole crew to welcome her
Never been kissed never been kissed
And no law can govern her

Collagen Rock

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch
He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

Collagen rock

One of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
But one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare

Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

Collagen rock

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

Collagen rock

Day Of The Deadringers

This one's for the patriots
The new wave good time girls
And if it wasn't for the decepticons
They'd rule the fucking world

In the midst of all the killing and skineating
W we forgot about the loving
If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell

This ones for the dancers
The dockers and the dykes
And if it weren't for Asian basin sales
They couldn't sleep at night

In the midst of all the touching and kissing
We forget the penetration
If I had to drive you somewhere then I'd drive you to the station
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell

In the midst of all the killing and skineating
We forgot about the loving
If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd

In the middle of the action they reversed the interaction
And the audience decided ignorance actually was bliss
You're a fortress in a foreign land you should ask for it
Like you mean it like you mean it
In the middle of the ohmygoditsgone
We talked in code to get along
Private riddles for private courts

Dethink To Survive

Secret fuhrers got your tongue and bitches got your car
And if it wasn't for the '86 world cup it wouldn't have got this far
But she was un in de in re contrary pissed but almost right
If it wasn't for the snakes in cumberbunds it would happen every night

Dethink to survive

Cartoon monkeys got you hard, it must have been the hair
Though jive bunny stole your creative fire you really didn't care
She was un in re in de decided happy killing time
But there's an eight per cent chance that you know Charles dance
and you're no damn friend of mine

Dethink to survive

Danny Baker

Fuck This Band

Fuck this band
And their demon seed
Cos if they burst out
You're responsible

Yeah fuck this band
Cos their clothes don't fit
But their dancing clowns
Are incredible

Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles

Fuck this band
Cos they swear too much
It's an obvious ploy
And irresponsible

Fuck this band
Yeah fuck their holes
But if they split up
You're responsible

Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles

Fuck this band
And their foolish pride
Which lets them think
They can get away with this

Gareth Brown Says

All of your friends are cunts
Your mother is a ball-point pen thief
Notoriety follows you
Like beatings follow rain

Bring on the big-hitters
You've got a prophets name

All of your tales are lies
You've never been to Alton towers
Michael Caine doesn't follow you
And you've never been to Spain

Bring on the go-getters
You've got a prophets name

Gareth Brown says

Hidden Track

Married life in prison is a lottery
Conditions are dickensian at best
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like you've pissed yourself

Try and tell these people who they're dealing with
All those guys are 57th dan
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Selling out is down to opportunity
Reviewing the reviewers in her sleep
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Let's pretend your wallet-chain is functional
Obscurity is not a fucking badge
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
Like your girlfriend's dead

Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

Eat what you are while you're falling apart
And it opened a can of worms
The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad
But believe me I'm innocent
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues

Are you coming?

Nicotine stained on account of her crutch
And I'm aching from fucking too much
I know what I do but it all comes to you
Did you sell me to wanderlust?
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues

Are you coming?

No New Wave No Fun

If there's no new wave then there's no fun
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
If it's out of reach then it can't be wrong
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio

Try and find a better way there is no other better way

If it turns you on, you should wash your hands
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
If there's no new wave then there's no fun
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio

Try and find a better way there is no other better way

No new wave no fun

The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch

You need some cokecokecokecoke inspiration
For your seven year itch
She said its just that your songs been playing too long
The world loves us and is our bitch

Hiding in the water
Under the sea
Under the water
We've got all the money

Hello

You need some condescension
For your elegant witch
She said its just that your songs been playing too long
The world loves us and is our bitch

Accidents happen where the rain won't go
God is a colour that we can't let go
And faith is admission that we just can't win
And we are just a part of this
And we are just a part of this
Relatives matter when your legs don't work
Ky ky std
Alcohol matters when you can't be free
And love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
I try to cry but I'm just too tall
I try to cry but I'm just too tall
Cos accidents happen where the rain won't go
Accidents happen where the rain won't go

To Hell With Good Intentions

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

My band is better than your band
We've got more songs than a song convention
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

And we're all going straight to hell

My dad is bigger than your dad
He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

When we gonna torch the restaurant?
Sing it
When we gonna pay the guide dog?
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

And we're all going straight to hell

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

When we gonna torch the restaurant?
Sing it
When we gonna get excited?
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
And we're all going straight to hell

What We've Learned

He's a wise guy flys right by because
He put it all in to get on television
He's a wise guy flys right by because
He put it all in to get on television

Including, but not exclusive to
Should have known better and we do

He's got nothing left to say because
He gave it all up to be on television
He's got nothing left to say because
He gave it all up to be on television

Including, but not exclusive to
Should have known better and we do

Whoyouknow

I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola

I'm laughing cos I'm saving for an overdraft
Because I only want a video or photograph
Of that time you knocked my sister over
But your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin

I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola
Your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin

Your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola
Rescind yourself as you get older
Younger faces come to steal your fire
But you already know me
You already know

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