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Boogie Chillen
Yeah
I said I feel so good
Hey
Yeah
I got the boogie
I got the boogie
I got the boogie
I got the boogie
Waah, oh...
Woah
Yeah
C'mon
Boogie
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, momma told poppa
Got the boogie
Yeah, got the boogie
Look here woman
C'mon, got the boogie
Don't believe a word
Oh shit
We're gonna boogie
Boogie
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Gonna boogie
Yeah
Huh
What?
Yeah
Yeah
I said I feel so good
Hey
C'mon man
I Don't play out
Don't play out
I know you know
What I'm talking about
Come on R. L |
Poor Boy
Poor boy and I'm a long way from home
Poor boy and I'm a long ways from home
Poor boy and I'm a long way from home
World can't do me no
Babe, I can't stay here long
No, Lord, Lord, Lord
World can't do me no harm
Poor boy and I'm a long way from home
World can't do me no
My baby, she's dead and gone
My baby, she's dead and gone
World can't do me no
Walkin' Blues
Woke up this morning, feel 'round for my shoes
You know 'bout that babe, had them old walkin' blues
Woke up this morning, I feel 'round for my shoes
You know 'bout that babe
Lord, I had them old walkin' blues
Leavin' this morning, I had to go ride the blinds
I've been mistreated, don't mind dying
This morning, I had to go ride the blinds
I've been mistreated
Lord, I don't mind
People tell me walkin' blues ain't bad
Worst old feeling I most ever had
People tell me the old walkin' blues ain't bad
Well, it's the worst old feeling
Lord, I most ever had |
2 Brothers
Well, well, well
RL:I just ran out of this
Gimme a little time to think
Why you fix me another motherfucking drink
JS:Kinda drink?
RL:'queray
These two twin brothers you know
Been out partying one night
They done got about 'hide nor hair' again
But they got a just a about a pint of that shit they can't own whaddaya know
One day the brothers stuck it in his inside coat pocket
Just before they get to the house they got to get over a fence at the yard, you
know
One got over
The other went to get over and fell
Brother reached down, got him up
He walked on for about eight or ten feet
Said man, "you know I feel something running down my leg."
The other brother said, "I sure hope that's blood, I hope you ain't busted that
god damn bottle of gin."
But, boy this friend of mine
Went home one night
He was pretty fucked up, you know
He didn't know what house he was in
This guy he was just feeling through there you know
Looking, he says "I don't know whether I'm at home or not."
Finally he looked in the bedroom and there lay his wife there you know
Felt good then
Some motherfucker in the bed with his wife, you know- |
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Snake Drive
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Gonna, let my baby ride
Love be the devil but it won't get me
Hey!
Well
Yeah
Alright
Well, well, well
Yeah
Tojo Told Hitler
When they bomb Pearl Harbor that night, you know?
Tojo he jumped-up out of his bed, man, dialed the operator
Operators give me 1, 1, 0, 9, said, "I wanna speak to Adolf Hitler who is a
personal friend of mine."
Said, "Look operator, say, I want you to get these goddamn numbers straight."
"So tell Adolf there ain't no use in Russia 'cause they already too
motherfucking late."
By that time the phone rang, you know, and Adolf jumped-up out of his bed
No hat on his head, no shoes on his feet and his heart beating like steel
'Cause he knows Tojo was his driving wheel
"Hello Tojo", said, "Hello Adolpha'."
"I just called, I know you're the King of Japan this year but I'm calling to
tell you I'm a worried a man."
He said, "I just told my wife before I left."
When I get to your goddamn house I'd kick your goddamn ass myself
There ain't a goddamn thing you told me come out right
I thought you said them allies couldn't fight
You fooled us well down yon in Bouganville
For 15,000 of our best men just fucked around and got killed
Said that's what I told her last night before I left
If I get to your god damn house I'd kick your god damn ass myself
I was in the back then, you know, with my head in a paper sack
But I was steady telling Nellie to kept her belly close to mine, you know
Well, well, well
Yeah
So the bee stung the bull and started them a buckin'
Even Adam broke the law and started the whole world a-fuckin'
JS:Oh yeah!
Yeah
And they said in the beginning, there was just two people in the world just Eve
and Adam
But there must have been someone else here
Eve know somebody else but Adam didn't but Eve did
Too many different nations of people in the world
I don't care what the people said
Somebody else gettin' in-between Eves legs |
The Criminal Inside Me
Mama, mama
I want some milk
Yeah!
Back years ago
In the month of June
When all those animals got together
And had that party down at the house of brother 'Coon
Now the little Monkey
He was most delighted
He was a hot mother 'cause he wasn't invited
Well late that night, he looked at his watch
I got half past nine
I know god damn well it's party time
Looked up over his door
Got that long .44
Started walkin' down the street
Whilst walking down the street, he was walking slow
He kicks an Elephant's ass and leaves him lying dead on the road
Then he went on down to this building
Where they were having this party at
And he made a loud knock on the door
Say you mammy fuckers
Get down drinkin' that goddamn Bacardi
If you don't give me some of that shits or I'll break up the motherfucking party
Said, "I got an ass pocket of whiskey and a front pocket of gin
If you don't open this door I'll kick the motherfucker in."
That's when the Lion jumped up, you know
Said, "listen to that little squirt out there talkin' shit
It couldn't mean a thing."
"Can't bullshit the public, know damn well I'm the king."
But they opened the door and opened it wide
Little bad monkey stepped inside
All you motherfuckers get up on your (unknown) toes
And quit your clowning 'cause you know you're wrong
Those the queen of diamonds on the table and four of diamonds on the floor
And cut the lights out with his .44
By that time one them pimps got the light
He jumped up on the counter and throw back his vest
And said, "every motherfucker in here is under arrest."
He's the Police you know
He was the main man you know
JS:Whoa!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Whoa!
RL:Hey!
JS:Whoa!
RL:Yeah!
Woo!
JS:Well, well, well!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Hey RL
RL Burnside
RL:Talk to me now!
JS:RL.?
RL:Huh?
JS:RL Listen man
I'm a little, wait a second, I'm a little short of money right now and I was
wondering, RL, RL you got forty nickels
RL:How many?
JS:I need forty nickels for a bag of potato chips, c'mon man
RL:You don't get out of my face quick I'm gonna kick yo ass you son of a bitch!
JS:Ow!
JS:Ow!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!
RL:I'll tell you what!
JS:C'mon, I need forty nickels
I'm not talking about the big bag of potato chips
RL:I'll tell you what if you don't get out of here and make it fast I'm gonna
put my foot right in your ass!
JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Hey!
RL:Well!
JS:Hey! |
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