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Honey Hush
Oh honey hush, yes you talk too much
Oh honey hush, yes you talk too much
Listenin' to your conversation is just about to separate us
You start talkin' in the morning, you're talkin' all day long
I'm tryin' to figure out what I did wrong
Oh honey hush, yes you talk too much
Listenin' to your conversation is just about to separate us
I stay out all day long, you know I hate to come home
Everything I do, seems to be wrong
Oh honey hush, yes you talk too much
Listenin' to your conversation is just about to separate us
I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't rest in peace
I'll be better off, you know, walkin' the streets
Oh honey hush, yes you talk too much
Listenin' to your conversation is just about to separate us
Cold, Cold Feeling
I've got a cold, cold feeling
It just like ice around my heart
I've got a cold, cold feeling, yeah, yeah
It just like ice around my heart
I know I'm gonna quit somebody
Every time that feeling starts
You treat my like a prisoner
Because my hands are tied
Everything you do to me
Is stackin' up inside
It's a cold, cold feeling, yeah
You're just like ice around my heart
I know I'm gonna quit somebody
Every time that feeling starts
There's a change in me, baby
Once I was blind but now I can see
There's a change in me, baby, yeah, yeah
Once I was blind but now I can see
I'm gonna put everybody down, baby
That ever made a fool of me |
Conversation With Collins
You take like, me an' my wife
We got about four kids
Found the next door neighbor, an' she says,
"Look-a-here, let's get together one night,
An' go out an' have a ball, let the husbands baby-sit,
How 'bout that?"
Can ya dig it fellas?
She come after me, she says, "Honey, we wanna go out tonight, and have a ball"
I said, "Sure, it's alright, just as long as you be home by two"
I let's her go ahead on out, an' I'm baby sittin',
Kids hollerin' an' cryin',
I had to put diapers, change diapers
Two o'clock come, no wife
I said well, that's alright she probably went 'bout four or five miles out-a the
city limit
I give her about thirty minutes to get home
Can ya dig it fellas?
Three o'clock come, still no wife
Four o'clock, sure was mad, now
Here she come, draggin' in
Now can ya dig this fellas?
Now here the way she talk to me, real sweet
She sounded good, ya know
Kissin' me all on the neck an' goin' on
Felt good, but I'm still mad!
Now after she done all that sweet talk,
You know what I told her, fellas?
You know what I told her?
You don't know what I told her?
An' I fool around an' made her mad, you know what would happen?
You know what she told me, fellas?
Now I told her the same thing
[Let's ride this thing outta trouble] (yeah)
Well this woman is puttin' me out
How 'bout that? |
Master Charge
My wife has a charge card
That I got her the other day,
I owe five hundred dollars
That's just for yesterday.
I said,
"Honey, here's a present go out and shop around.
Get a couple of dresses and browse around
Downtown."
She did just what I told her,
Bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly
Making goo-goo eyes at me.
[Chorus: x3]
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America Card
I said, "Did you get your dresses?"
She said, "Yes, one or two,
But I had to get me some shoes and I needed
Some jewelry too."
She had $200 dresses
That I could have made and I can't sowe!
Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
And I thought you so and so.
I said, "What about the jewelry?"
As calmly as I could.
She said, "Honey, you'll love them. They're pure African wood."
[Chorus: x3]
Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!
She said, "They were $200 and I paid
One and a half!"
I just didn't believe it,
I was so mad I had to laugh.
I could see it in my mind
On a horse like Paul Revere
I check my mail box
'Cause these bills keep coming here.
[Chorus: x3]
Charge it!
Let's charge it!
Let's charge it! |
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Too Tired
I laid down last night, too tired to wait
I had a chill this mornin', too tired to shake
I got a good poker hand, too tired to win
I could hear my baby knockin', too tired to let her in
I'm tired, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tired
Too tired, too tired for anything
Too tired to walk, too tired to run
I can hear my baby callin', too tired, too tired
Too tired, yes I'm tired
I'm tired, too tired for anything
I'm tired of prosperity, tired of luck
Sittin' on a pin, I'm too tired to get up
I'm tired, I declare, I declare, I'm tired
Too tired, tired, too tired for anything
I'm tired, baby!
Hey! |
When The Welfare Turns Its Back On You
Now what you gonna do, when the welfare turn it's back on you?
Now what you gonna do-hoo-hoo-hoo, when the welfare turn it's back on you
Now, you be standin' there stranded, there's ain't a thing that you can do
Now you look all through your house, yes, you can't, find a piece of bread
Now you look all through your hou-hou-house, yeah, you can't find a piece of
bread
Sometime you begin to wonder, if you be better off, better off, dead
You go down to the welfare
Give 'em one, two report
Something they sellin' you
Will surely get your goat
If you tell 'em you sick
You better have a bad cough
'Cause if you don't
They be ready to throw you off |
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